Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Isn't she beautiful?!




I'm still not very good. I rode in to work yesterday. I about ate gravel for breakfast. My skateboard Yoda told me to wear good shoes because toes are the first things to get hurt. But, I think it will be my hands and knees... and hopefully not my head. I have Independent trucks and Spitfire wheels... yippie!

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Ride, Skate, Surf - One down, two to go...



I'm going to Ewe-taah and I'm bringing back a skateboard.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

WISKEY TANGO FOXTROT?!

OK, I'VE HAD ENOUGH.

APPARENTLY NBC UNIVERSAL HAS TAKEN IT UPON THEMSELVES TO REMOVE THIS VIDEO FROM VIEWING.

OH NO YOU DIDN'T.

SERIOUSLY, THIS MAKES ME UNHAPPY. IF I CAN FIND THE LEGISLATION CURRENTLY PENDING IN CONGRESS TO MESS WITH THE 'POWERS THAT BE' I'M GOING TO GET MY BOSS ON IT.

Sunday, May 20, 2007

I HEART Maroon 5



Maroon 5 live on Saturday Night Live

Saturday, May 19, 2007

"Congressional Directed Spending"






Murtha Accused of Threatening Michigan Rep.’s Earmarks, Violating House Rules

Rep. Mike Rogers (R-Mich.) has accused Rep. John Murtha (D-Pa.) of breaking House rules by threatening to block all of Rogers’ spending requests because the Michigan lawmaker challenged one of Murtha’s pet projects on the floor last week.

Rogers is planning to bring a privileged resolution to the floor Monday to reprimand Murtha for the exchange.

In an account by Rogers — which Murtha’s office did not confirm nor deny Friday morning — the senior lawmaker and second-highest ranking Democrat on the powerful Appropriations Committee approached Rogers on the floor Thursday. Irritated that Rogers had the previous week offered an alternative motion on the floor to strip money from a Murtha earmark to provide funds to the National Drug Intelligence Center located in Murtha’s Pennsylvania district, Murtha allegedly threatened Rogers’ own projects.

“I hope you don’t have any earmarks in the appropriations bills because they are gone and you will not get any earmarks now and forever,” Murtha said, according to Rogers.

“This is not the way we do things here, and is that supposed to make me afraid of you?” Rogers said.

“That’s the way I do it,” Murtha replied.

Rogers is now seeking a public reprimand of Murtha in a resolution that states “that the Member from Pennsylvania, Mr. Murtha has been guilty of a violation of the Code of Official Conduct and merits the reprimand of the House for the same.”

In a statement, Murtha did not address the floor confrontation. “The committee and staff give every Democrat and Republican the same consideration. We have extensive hearings and every request is carefully consideration. We will continue to do just that.”

Rogers is accusing Murtha of breaking a new House rule passed by Democrats at the start of the 110th Congress whose intent is to prohibit any lawmaker from conditioning the inclusion of any earmarks on a Member’s support or opposition to a piece of legislation. The rule states that no Member can “condition the inclusion of language to provide funding for a congressional earmark, a limited tax benefit, or a limited tariff benefit in any bill.”

It is up to Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) to allow debate on the resolution once it is introduced, but House rules order that it must be considered within two days of its introduction. It is likely that the resolution will fail on a party line vote. Rogers said in an interview that he will not pursue a formal ethics complaint. He said there were several other Members who witnessed the exchange, but declined to name them publicly.

While it is a bold move to challenge a powerful senior appropriator for a code of conduct violation, Rogers said Murtha went too far.

“It definitely crossed a line with me, I’ve been in some spirited debates here, and if this were — in my mind — a Member who had lost his cool for a moment, I would be fine by that,” Rogers said, “but this was none of that, this was not done in the spirit of debate. This was clearly done to intimidate someone ... this was clearly cajoling, bullying, threatening intimidation.”

EEK!

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

I hate my stylist

I went to get a hair cut on Saturday. Getting a hair cut is no small occasion. Not only do I trek all the way to Georgetown to visit my lovely french stylist, I pay him a lot of money to cut my hair the way I tell him to. There is only one problem; he never ever does what I ask him to do.

I'll not belabor the point, but I wanted layers, long layers. So, I say, "Stylist, give me layers" and he says, "No, you want to grow your hair out, right? You have too much hair, I won't give you layers".

Somehow I just can't seem to explain to him what I want (or maybe he just doesn't listen), so I asked him for long bangs... something more like this...(with more clothes)






















and less like this.


















Oh, the drama. I am officially breaking up with my lovely French stylist. (That and he supported Sarkosy in the last election. I simply cannot support that!)

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Q: What does a Congressional staffer do exactly?

A: They watch soccer videos at all hours of the night while they wait for their boss to vote on the motion to recommit with instructions...



Seriously, is it too late for me to be a professional soccer player?
We Americans do not have the passion for soccer that they have in other countries. I had a meeting the other day with a guy who was thinking of adopting children. He said he wanted to adopt from Brazil, Argentina, or Nigeria. He said he would like to adopt from Italy - but there isn't much adoption which comes out of Italy. We chuckled a bit, but they I realized he was totally serious. I didn't think so at first, but then he looked at me with eyes that seems to say,'what, there's a problem with adopting a world class soccer team?!' He was serious.

I am officially getting on the futbol train. Go D.C. United!!!

I think I’m addicted to ginger.


I got a cold two weeks ago and then an ear infection and the subsequent drugs that go along with all that jazz. So the drugs made me nauseous and not wanting to take more drugs on top of the drugs which were making me nauseated in the first place, I went looking for natural remedies.

Enter the ginger.

Ginger is a natural cure for motion sickness and, (I am not making this up) “Japanese researchers believe the gingerols found in ginger, may be responsible for blocking the body's reflex to vomit”. SWEET. Ginger is also asserted to help with migraines, digestion, blood flow and again, I am not making this up… greater sperm motility.

So… I found these GREAT little ginger chews at the health food store. They are made by The Ginger People and they are tasty! (I’m partial to the ginger peanut variety) And, arguably more important, they work. They work so well, I’ve pretty much been eating them non-stop for a week now.

I hope you can’t OD on ginger.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Mmmmm.....Mormons...

I really wish I knew how to link videos, because there is a GREAT South Park video on the same topic.

But... in lieu...Mormons

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

So cool...

www.Escama.com