Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Why I love living in the City...

I like the city - clearly.

I live here.

Being from Utah (the country), there is no reason to live in the country (Virginia). If I wanted to live in a nice semi-suburban hood with trendy restaurants and big houses, I'd move back to Utah, get myself a house in the Avenues in SLC or down in the nice historic part of Ogden - maybe that street with the big park in the middle of it. (I've always liked that one.)

So I live in the city because I want to be able to walk to work and walk to get a chai tea and skate around in the bike lanes and go to the dog park. yada yada yada.

But one bad thing about living in the City is dealing with the DC GOVERNMENT.

Holy slow and poorly managed batman.

Exhibit A - my front walk.

A few weeks ago (28 days to be exact) the D.C. GOVT came to replace/repair my sewer pipes.

To make a long story short, what used to look like this...





















Now looks like this...



And the City won't answer their phone...

Lunch

Home, sick and surfing the net.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

How old are you, 12?

So a group of folks went over to a friends house Friday night for a terribly civilized dinner. We had lovely conversation and good food (thanks PB & J ) and then we did what all 30 somethings do after dinner... we played Rock Band... for 5 hours. I think I made it home sometime after 3:00am.

I know that I should be all grown up - whatever that means, but I'm not. And don't really think I ever will be. I drive a Jeep, have a skateboard and want a tattoo.

Perhaps I'm going through a mid-life crisis, internally conflicted... blah, blah, blah...

Maybe I just like playing the drums.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Queen Rania of Jordan and her Top 10

One lovely Palestinan.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Tunes anyone?

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Work Life Balance

What is it?
Is it actually eating dinner before 9:00pm?

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Friday, April 10, 2009

Best week EVER for a defense nerd girl.

But just for the record, Obama is going to put the war spending where it should have been all along, in the BUDGET. This $84 billion is cleaning up Bush's mess.

Obama's FY09 Supplemental Request: $83.4 billion
Fri, 04/10/2009 - 12:15pm

President Barack Obama has written to House speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), asking for swift approval of his request for $83.4 billion in supplemental appropriations to "fund ongoing military, diplomatic and intelligence operations." Obama also told Pelosi this would be the last supplemental to fund military operations he planned, intending to move the costs for operations in Afghanistan and Iraq into the regular budget request.

"As I noted when first I introduced my budget in February, this is the last planned war supplemental," Obama writes Pelosi. "Since September 2001, the Congress has passed 17 separate emergency funding bills totaling $822.1 billion for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. ... We must break that recent tradition and include future military costs in the regular budget so that we have an honest, more accurate, and fiscally responsible estimate of Federal spending."

The request is "only intended to bridge us over until the end of September, when this spending will come under the FY 2010 appropriations bill that should be in effect at that time," a Senate Democratic foreign policy staffer noted. "So the smaller amount is not surprising."

White House Announces Fy09 Defense Supplemental

Thursday, April 09, 2009

What I did on my Easter Break



They didn't film my shots, they didn't want the other staffers (or soldiers) to feel bad because I had a perfect score. (In all truth, I shot 100 and had 'very nice grouping'.)

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

NBC Nightly News - See, Congress IS doing something productive.

African Swallow or European Swallow

These are my 4 options for my final essay for school this semester.

1. How coherent is al Qaeda's ideology? How best can it be defeated?

2. Niall Ferguson describes the United States as an "Empire in Denial". Discuss

3. Is Michael Vlahos right in his description of the functions of war? Assess his recommendations for the US.

4. Is ideology dead?

I'm really leaning toward number 2, because I think I could make a fairly compelling argument that the US is indeed an empire able to maintain political, economic and military control over other nation states.

Now if I can just turn that last sentence into 500 words.

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

How did I miss this??

Thank you very much K Street Blues for keeping us all up to date on the REAL news, while I'm pouring over some speech the Secretary of Defense gave over green eggs and ham.

SHEESH.

Kal Penn, a.k.a. Kumar from “Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle,” is going to work at the White House, in the Office of Public Liaison. Kumar goes to the White House

Monday, April 06, 2009

All I want for Christmas is an F-22. Too bad I haven't been very good this year.

Just to be clear, to me, the outline of the FY10 budget is UBER exciting.

I know, I know, I'm a dork.

Please find below your favorite defense acquisition program... did it survive???

Gates Unveils Overhaul of Weapons Priorities

U.S. Defense Secretary Robert Gates unveiled a sweeping overhaul of the Pentagon's top weapons priorities that he said will orient the U.S. military toward winning unconventional conflicts like the one in Afghanistan rather than focusing on war with major powers like China and Russia. Here, his remarks as prepared for delivery.

Today, I am announcing the key decisions I will recommend to the president with respect to the fiscal year 2010 defense budget. The president agreed to this unorthodox approach – announcing the department's request before the White House submits a budget to the Congress – because of the scope and significance of the changes. In addition, the president and I believe that the American people deserve to learn of these recommendations fully and in context, as the proposed changes are interconnected and cannot be properly communicated or understood in isolation from one another. Collectively, they represent a budget crafted to reshape the priorities of America's defense establishment. If approved, these recommendations will profoundly reform how this department does business.

In many ways, my recommendations represent the cumulative outcome of a lifetime spent in the national security arena and, above all, questions asked, experience gained, and lessons learned from over two years of leading this department – and, in particular, from our experience in Iraq and Afghanistan. I reached the final decisions after many hours of consultations with the military and civilian leadership of the department. I have also consulted closely with the president. But, I received no direction or guidance from outside this department on individual program decisions. The chairman and vice chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff are in complete accord with these recommendations. The chairman is traveling abroad but he has provided a statement that we will distribute at the end of the briefing.

My decisions have been almost exclusively influenced by factors other than simply finding a way to balance the books or fit under the "top line" – as is normally the case with most budget exercises. Instead, these recommendations are the product of a holistic assessment of capabilities, requirements, risks and needs for the purpose of shifting this department in a different strategic direction. Let me be clear: I would have made virtually all of the decisions and recommendations announced today regardless of the department's top line budget number.

The decisions have three principal objectives:

First, to reaffirm our commitment to take care of the all-volunteer force, which, in my view represents America's greatest strategic asset;
Second, we must rebalance this department's programs in order to institutionalize and enhance our capabilities to fight the wars we are in today and the scenarios we are most likely to face in the years ahead, while at the same time providing a hedge against other risks and contingencies.
Third, in order to do this, we must reform how and what we buy, meaning a fundamental overhaul of our approach to procurement, acquisition, and contracting.
People
With regard to the troops and their families, I will recommend that we:

1. Fully protect and properly fund the growth in military end strength in the base budget. This means completing the growth in the Army and Marines while halting reductions in the Air Force and the Navy. Accomplishing this will require a nearly $11 billion increase above the FY09 budget level.

2. Continue the steady growth in medical research and development by requesting $400 million more than last year.

3. Recognize the critical and permanent nature of wounded, ill and injured, traumatic brain injury, and psychological health programs. This means institutionalizing and properly funding these efforts in the base budget and increasing overall spending by $300 million. The department will spend over $47 billion on healthcare in FY10.

4. Increase funding by $200 million for improvements in child care, spousal support, lodging, and education.

Many of these programs have been funded in the past by supplementals. We must move away from ad hoc funding of long-term commitments. Thus, we have added money to each of these areas and all will be permanently and properly carried in the base defense budget. Together they represent an increase in base budget funding of $13 billion from last year.

A Home for the Warfighter
As I told the Congress in January, our struggles to put the defense bureaucracies on a war footing these past few years have revealed underlying flaws in the priorities, cultural preferences, and reward structures of America's defense establishment – a set of institutions largely arranged to prepare for conflicts against other modern armies, navies, and air forces. Programs to directly support, protect, and care for the man or woman at the front have been developed ad hoc and funded outside the base budget. Put simply, until recently there has not been an institutional home in the Defense Department for today's warfighter. Our contemporary wartime needs must receive steady long-term funding and a bureaucratic constituency similar to conventional modernization programs. I intend to use the FY10 budget to begin this process.


1. First, we will increase intelligence, surveillance and reconnaissance (ISR) support for the warfighter in the base budget by some $2 billion. This will include:

Fielding and sustaining 50 Predator-class unmanned aerial vehicle orbits by FY11 and maximizing their production. This capability, which has been in such high demand in both Iraq and Afghanistan, will now be permanently funded in the base budget. It will represent a 62 percent increase in capability over the current level and 127 percent from over a year ago.
Increasing manned ISR capabilities such as the turbo-prop aircraft deployed so successfully as part of "Task Force Odin" in Iraq.

Initiating research and development on a number of ISR enhancements and experimental platforms optimized for today's battlefield.
2. We will also spend $500 million more in the base budget than last year to increase our capacity to field and sustain more helicopters – a capability that is in urgent demand in Afghanistan. Today, the primary limitation on helicopter capacity is not airframes but shortages of maintenance crews and pilots. So our focus will be on recruiting and training more Army helicopter crews.

3. To boost global partnership capacity efforts, we will increase funding by $500 million. These initiatives include training and equipping foreign militaries to undertake counter terrorism and stability operations.

4. To grow our special operations capabilities, we will increase personnel by more than 2,800 or five percent and will buy more special forces-optimized lift, mobility, and refueling aircraft.

We will increase the buy of Littoral Combat Ships (LCS) – a key capability for presence, stability, and counterinsurgency operations in coastal regions – from two to three ships in FY 2010. Our goal is to eventually acquire 55 of these ships.

5. To improve our inter-theater lift capacity, we will increase the charter of Joint High Speed Vessel (JHSV) ships from two to four until our own production program begins deliveries in 2011.

6. We will stop the growth of Army Brigade Combat Teams (BCT) at 45 versus 48 while maintaining the planned increase in end strength of 547,000. This will ensure that we have better-manned units ready to deploy, and help put an end to the routine use of stop loss. This step will also lower the risk of hollowing the force.

Conventional and Strategic Modernization
Even as we begin to shift resources and institutional weight towards supporting the current wars and other potential irregular campaigns, the United States must still contend with the security challenges posed by the military forces of other countries – from those actively hostile to those at strategic crossroads. Last year's National Defense Strategy concluded that although U.S. predominance in conventional warfare is not unchallenged, it is sustainable for the medium term given current trends. This year's budget deliberations focused on what programs are necessary to deter aggression, project power when necessary, and protect our interests and allies around the globe. To this end, I will recommend new or additional investments and shifts in several key areas:

1. To sustain U.S. air superiority, I am committed to building a fifth generation tactical fighter capability that can be produced in quantity at sustainable cost. Therefore, I will recommend increasing the buy of the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter from the 14 aircraft bought in FY09 to 30 in FY10, with corresponding funding increases from $6.8 billion to $11.2 billion. We would plan to buy 513 F-35s over the five-year defense plan, and, ultimately, plan to buy 2,443. For naval aviation, we will buy 31 FA-18s in FY10.

2. We will retire 250 of the oldest Air Force tactical fighter aircraft in FY10.

3. We will end production of the F-22 fighter at 187 – representing 183 planes plus four recommended for inclusion in the FY 2009 supplemental.

4. To better protect our forces and those of our allies in theater from ballistic missile attack, we will add $700 million to field more of our most capable theater missile defense systems, specifically the terminal High Altitude Area Defense (THAAD) System and Standard Missile 3 (SM-3) programs.

5. We will also add $200 million to fund conversion of six additional Aegis ships to provide ballistic missile defense capabilities.

6. To improve cyberspace capabilities, we will increase the number of cyber experts this department can train from 80 students per year to 250 per year by FY11.

7. To replace the Air Force's aging tanker fleet, we will maintain the KC-X aerial re-fueling tanker schedule and funding, with the intent to solicit bids this summer.

8. With regard to our nuclear and strategic forces:

In FY10, we will begin the replacement program for the Ohio class ballistic missile submarine program.

We will not pursue a development program for a follow-on Air Force bomber until we have a better understanding of the need, the requirement, and the technology.

We will examine all of our strategic requirements during the Quadrennial Defense Review, the Nuclear Posture Review, and in light of Post-START arms control negotiations.
9. The healthy margin of dominance at sea provided by America's existing battle fleet makes it possible and prudent to slow production of several major surface combatants and other maritime programs.

We will shift the Navy Aircraft Carrier program to a five-year build cycle placing it on a more fiscally sustainable path. This will result in 10 carriers after 2040.

We will delay the Navy CG-X next generation cruiser program to revisit both the requirements and acquisition strategy.

We will delay amphibious ship and sea-basing programs such as the 11th Landing Platform Dock (LPD) ship and the Mobile Landing Platform (MLP) SHIP to FY11 in order to assess costs and analyze the amount of these capabilities the nation needs.
10. With regard to air lift, we will complete production of the C-17 airlifter program this fiscal year. Our analysis concludes that we have enough C-17s with the 205 already in the force and currently in production.

Acquisition and Contracting Reform
In today's environment, maintaining our technological and conventional edge requires a dramatic change in the way we acquire military equipment. I believe this needed reform requires three fundamental steps.

First, this department must consistently demonstrate the commitment and leadership to stop programs that significantly exceed their budget or which spend limited tax dollars to buy more capability than the nation needs. Our conventional modernization goals should be tied to the actual and prospective capabilities of known future adversaries – not by what might be technologically feasible for a potential adversary given unlimited time and resources. I believe the decisions I am proposing accomplish this step.

Second, we must ensure that requirements are reasonable and technology is adequately mature to allow the department to successfully execute the programs. Again, my decisions act on this principle by terminating a number of programs where the requirements were truly in the "exquisite" category and the technologies required were not reasonably available to affordably meet the programs' cost or schedule goals.

Third, realistically estimate program costs, provide budget stability for the programs we initiate, adequately staff the government acquisition team, and provide disciplined and constant oversight.

We must constantly guard against so-called "requirements creep," validate the maturity of technology at milestones, fund programs to independent cost estimates, and demand stricter contract terms and conditions. I am confident that if we stick to these steps, we will significantly improve the performance of our defense acquisition programs. But it takes more than mere pronouncements or fancy studies or reports. It takes acting on these principles by making tough decisions and sticking to them going forward.

I welcome the legislative initiative of Senators Levin and McCain to help address some of these issues and look forward to working with the Congress in this regard.

This budget will support these goals by increasing the size of defense acquisition workforce, converting 11,000 contractors and hiring an additional 9,000 government acquisition professionals by 2015 – beginning with 4,100 in FY10.

Fully reforming defense acquisition also requires recognizing the challenges of today's battlefield and constantly changing adversary. This requires an acquisition system that can perform with greater urgency and agility. We need greater funding flexibility and the ability to streamline our requirements and acquisition execution procedures.

The perennial procurement and contracting cycle – going back many decades – of adding layer upon layer of cost and complexity onto fewer and fewer platforms that take longer and longer to build must come to an end. There is broad agreement on the need for acquisition and contracting reform in the Department of Defense. There have been enough studies. Enough hand-wringing. Enough rhetoric. Now is the time for action.

First, I recommend that we terminate the VH-71 presidential helicopter:

This program was originally designed to provide 23 helicopters to support the president at a cost of $6.5 billion. Today, the program is estimated to cost over $13 billion, has fallen six years behind schedule, and runs the risk of not delivering the requested capability.

Some have suggested that we should adjust the program by buying only the lower capability "increment one" option. I believe this is neither advisable nor affordable. Increment One helicopters do not meet requirements and are estimated to have only a five- to 10-year useful life. This compares to the current VH-3 presidential helicopters that are 30 to 40 years old.

We will promptly develop options for an FY11 follow-on program.
Second, we will terminate the Air Force Combat Search and Rescue X (CSAR-X) helicopter program. This program has a troubled acquisition history and raises the fundamental question of whether this important mission can only be accomplished by yet another single-service solution with single-purpose aircraft. We will take a fresh look at the requirement behind this program and develop a more sustainable approach.

Third, we will terminate the $26 billion Transformational Satellite (TSAT) program, and instead will purchase two more Advanced Extremely High Frequency (AEHF) satellites as alternatives.

Fourth, in the area of missile defense:

We will restructure the program to focus on the rogue state and theater missile threat.

We will not increase the number of current ground-based interceptors in Alaska as had been planned. But we will continue to robustly fund continued research and development to improve the capability we already have to defend against long-range rogue missile threats – a threat North Korea's missile launch this past weekend reminds us is real.

We will cancel the second airborne laser (ABL) prototype aircraft. We will keep the existing aircraft and shift the program to an R&D effort. The ABL program has significant affordability and technology problems and the program's proposed operational role is highly questionable.

We will terminate the Multiple Kill Vehicle (MKV) program because of its significant technical challenges and the need to take a fresh look at the requirement.

Overall, the Missile Defense Agency program will be reduced by $1.4 billion.

Fifth, in this request, we will include funds to complete the buy of two navy destroyers in FY10. These plans depend on being able to work out contracts to allow the Navy to efficiently build all three DDG-1000 class ships at Bath Iron Works in Maine and to smoothly restart the DDG-51 Aegis Destroyer program at Northrop Grumman's Ingalls shipyard in Mississippi. Even if these arrangements work out, the DDG-1000 program would end with the third ship and the DDG-51 would continue to be built in both yards.

If our efforts with industry are unsuccessful, the department will likely build only a single prototype DDG-1000 at Bath and then review our options for restarting production of the DDG-51. If the department is left to pursue this alternative, it would unfortunately reduce our overall procurement of ships and cut workload in both shipyards.

Sixth, and finally, we will significantly restructure the Army's Future Combat Systems (FCS) program. We will retain and accelerate the initial increment of the program to spin out technology enhancements to all combat brigades. However, I have concluded that there are significant unanswered questions concerning the FCS vehicle design strategy. I am also concerned that, despite some adjustments, the FCS vehicles – where lower weight, higher fuel efficiency, and greater informational awareness are expected to compensate for less armor – do not adequately reflect the lessons of counterinsurgency and close quarters combat in Iraq and Afghanistan. The current vehicle program, developed nine years ago, does not include a role for our recent $25 billion investment in the MRAP vehicles being used to good effect in today's conflicts.

Further, I am troubled by the terms of the current contract, particularly its very unattractive fee structure that gives the government little leverage to promote cost efficiency. Because the vehicle part of the FCS program is currently estimated to cost over $87 billion, I believe we must have more confidence in the program strategy, requirements, and maturity of the technologies before proceeding further.

Accordingly, I will recommend that we cancel the vehicle component of the current FCS program, re-evaluate the requirements, technology, and approach – and then re-launch the Army's vehicle modernization program, including a competitive bidding process. An Army vehicle modernization program designed to meet the needs of the full spectrum of conflict is essential. But because of its size and importance, we must get the acquisition right, even at the cost of delay.

A final recommendation that will have a significant impact on how defense organizations are staffed and operated. Under this budget request, we will reduce the number of support service contractors from our current 39 percent of the workforce to the pre-2001 level of 26 percent and replace them with full-time government employees. Our goal is to hire as many as 13,000 new civil servants in FY10 to replace contractors and up to 30,000 new civil servants in place of contractors over the next five years.

So these are the principal recommendations I will make to the president. There are a number of others that I have not mentioned, including classified programs. This is a reform budget, reflecting lessons learned in Iraq and Afghanistan yet also addressing the range of other potential threats around the world, now and in the future. I know that in the coming weeks we will hear a great deal about threats, and risk and danger – to our country and to our men and women in uniform – associated with different budget choices. Some will say I am too focused on the wars we are in and not enough on future threats. The allocation of dollars in this budget definitely belies that claim. But, it is important to remember that every defense dollar spent to over-insure against a remote or diminishing risk – or, in effect, to "run up the score" in a capability where the United States is already dominant – is a dollar not available to take care of our people, reset the force, win the wars we are in, and improve capabilities in areas where we are underinvested and potentially vulnerable.

That is a risk I will not take.

As I told the Congress in January, this budget presents an opportunity – one of those rare chances to match virtue to necessity; to critically and ruthlessly separate appetites from real requirements – those things that are desirable in a perfect world from those things that are truly needed in light of the threats America faces and the missions we are likely to undertake in the years ahead. An opportunity to truly reform the way we do business.

I will close by noting that it is one thing to speak generally about the need for budget discipline and acquisition and contract reform. It is quite another to make tough choices about specific systems and defense priorities based solely on the national interest and then stick to those decisions over time. To do this, the president and I look forward to working with the Congress, industry, and many others to accomplish what is in the best interest of our nation as a whole.

Thank you.

Sunday, April 05, 2009

man oh man oh man.



NY Times; In Utah, Getting a Lift to the Top of Powder Mtn.

What would you say you DO here at Initech?

I had family in town last week during the busy time. I was trying to explain to them what exactly it is that I do at work. I don't think I explained it very well, and Capitol Swell wrote up this handy little summary for half the people in my office who don't know what the legislative staff does.

Enjoy.

This process started for us in January with the legislative team taking appropriations meetings or traveling to the bases or organizations to see first hand needs. Between the leg team I think we had well over 200 meetings for requests for projects, earmarks, and for programmatic requests establishing funding for an agency like full funding for the National Institue of Health. This year includes the usual suspects like the State and the Army Alliance but it also brings in new ideas which reflects trends like projects to convert vegetable waste into biofuels. These meetings also run right up to the project submission deadline.

After the meetings we organize the requests and start initial evaluation of what is a good project and what is bad one. The leg team also discuss what is good for the district and what we need to do to raise visiability on an issue.

We also communicate with appropriations committee staff about trends and issues that the subcommittee chairmen like. These conversations happen so we have a better idea of what the committee will accept.

In mid February we get official word from the committee on instructions for the fiscal years appropriations process. Each of the 12 appropriations subcommittees have their own rules and requirements for submittting project and program requests. Snowbunny gets it worst with submission of extra forms and hundreds of accounts that change from year to year. So each year she has to start from scratch. This year we were told expect half of what you got last year. Plus the Republicans are looking to pounce on us for bad projects.

By the beginning of March, we can start entering our requested projects into the appropriations committee's online database. Bunny, because her projects require a ton of detail, started a month out before the submission deadline.

By early mid March the leg team drafts certification letters for each request and get the boss to sign them. Always a fun task, this year we had about 220 projects that we thought were important.

We then have our evaluation meetings with the congressman to rank our projects. This is a forum where we discuss the merits of all the projects. Here we eliminated a number of requests about 40. Then we make the phone calls to people who we couldn't help. These are not easy conversation. The requestors put their heart and soul into projects and we just can't help everyone.

After we get the final rank, then comes the technical data entry into the approps online database. First, we upload all 160 certification letters. Then the leg team starts entering in 160 projects with an approps website that is always down. This is never fun and on a number of occassions this year I considered punching my computer. This is hours of work filling out forms for each project and attaching certification letters to each one. This part is technical and if not filled out properly will hurt the prospects of a project. And when all 435 memebers are doing the same thing the appropriations website often shuts down for hours at a time.

This year the approps committee added a new twist. We had to upload descriptions of all of our project requests to the congressman's official website. So the leg team had to take all 180 projects write up descriptions and then had them dewonkified by the press secretary.

So after we got our web descriptions up. We than had to write official requests letters to all 12 subcommittees and of course they all had their own requirements and quarks. Some wanted hand delivered letters others wanted uploaded letters. Others requested a print out of everything and others had to have their submissions signed by the Congressman.

Finally, after we submit the hard letter we also have to official request each project on the appropriations committee website.

This year we finished on Friday nite.

Now starts our barganing period with the committee. Leg team goes back and see how we are doing and what information the approps committee needs to secure projects.

Starting in mid April we are going to have hearings. We should have answers on successful projects by subcommittee mark up which will be near the end of Spring.

Sounds fun, doesn't it?

Friday, April 03, 2009

approps.

:(

another night at work...

Bunny v. the wall - Round V

If I weren't so tired, I'd be really grumpy.

Although, on the bright side, I had sausage and eggs for breakfast and the web teckkie guys must have had a REALLY long night, because the website is working swimmingly this morning.

blah.

Recidivism rates...

This is by far, the most bazaar thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

Bunny vs the rest of the Hill - Round IV

It's working.... muwhahahahahah

They are going home.

I can tell... the website is going faster.

Excellent Smithers.

The slow and painful death of the Web Teckkie

Me to the web teckkie,

"Your website is going to be the death of me, Joe."

Web teckkie to me,

"My website is going to be the death of me."

Poor web teckkie. Poor me.

Thursday, April 02, 2009

Bunny v THE MAN - Round 3

I've taken to watching clips from Monty Python as my approps forms upload...

Bunny vs. the Tubes - Round 2

So, I feel like I'm having a staring contest with people I cannot see.

This is the thing about the approps website, the more people who are trying to enter stuff the slower it runs... so minute by minute, it gets faster, as my fellow staffers get tired or hungry or just frustrated - and make like bananas and split.

But I have them beat. I am stronger than them all, and if I have to wait until three in the morning, I'm going to wait until three in the morning.

That's just how it's going to shake down.

The web crashed again.

GO HOME PEOPLE.

Your beds are calling...

Snowbunny vs. the Approps Website - Round 1

So this grasshoper walks into a bar and sits down.
The bartender looks at him and says, 'Hey! I've got a drink named after you.'
The grasshopper looks at the bartender and says, 'You've got a drink named Steve?'

IS ANYONE OUT THERE???

In an effort to deal with this website CRAP, I have started randomly calling my friends on the Hill to see if they are still working...

I'm 1 for 3.

mmmm.....

PC LOAD LETTER - WTF

It's earmark season again. Those dirty little things that fund bridges to nowhere and cancer funding for poor city kids.

yeah, right.

So, it's been a month and a half of long nights and weekends and forms and PE numbers and accounts and lines and levels and tonight is the night. I'm entering all of my requests into the online form as is everyone else on my side of Capitol Hill.

And, true to form, the website keeps crashing.

It's maddening and humorous all at once. For example, this was the latest error message.

The application encountered an error.
If you reached this page after clicking on a link, don't worry, it's me, not you.
Shoot us an e-mail, and we'll get moving on a speedy resolution.

How about a different form of government for a while?