Who are you anyway?

I keep forgetting my badge.

At work I need a badge to get into the Capitol. I actually need a badge to get into the building (well unless I want to undress, which I do not). My badge also has my food card on it, so I can't eat without my badge. (ok, well there is cash, but who uses cash anymore?) I used to wear my badge on my belt, but since the winter has come I have been wearing mostly dresses and dresses don't really have belt loops.

Thus, I have been putting my badge on my jacket pocket, which seems like a grand idea, but then I leave my jacket at work and the problems start.

When I drive in, I can't even get into the complex without a badge. I know most of the guards, but you really need an ID, which I totally understand.

Saucy male coworker said, 'why don't you just put the badge in your wallet'. Which is all fine and good, but dresses don't have pockets either.

Oh the bother.