1. While driving, always wave to your Jeep brothers and sisters.
2. When parking, seek out other Jeeps and park next to them. Not only are Jeeps social creatures, they look cute parked next to each other.
3. If there is Jeep on the side of the road having mechanical problems, you are morally obligated to stop and assist. ALWAYS
4. You must not discriminate between round and square headlights. You can have a preference, but we're all Jeeps after all. Also, color doesn't matter.
5. "Jeep" is defined as the Wrangler derivative. This includes CJ7s, Rubicons, Renegades, Saharas etc. It does NOT include the Grand Cherokee, Commander, Compass, Liberty or Patriot (and it's debatable on the Wrangler 'unlimited' with a longer body...just not so sure about that one). These aforementioned vehicles are all part of the Jeep FAMILY. We love them, but when you say 'Jeep', there should be one picture in your head, and it should not have 4 doors.
6. Never, never, NEVER buy a Jeep that is an automatic - EVER. I'm not even going to explain why that's so wrong. You should just KNOW.
7. Back seats are optional as are snowboard and bicycle racks.
8. Take off your doors and/or top during the summer. Come on just do it. Everyone can roll down their windows - YOU can take off your DOORS. How cool is that???!!
9. Never teach anyone to drive a stick on your Jeep - obviously. Learning to drive a clutch should be done on an icky foreign car, like a Toyota.
10. If for some strange reason there comes a time when you are forced against your will to sell your Jeep, make sure it goes to a good home.
1 comment:
So much of this falls under the doctrine of "if you have to ask, you wouldn't understand."
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