There are three horses in a bar talking. The first one says, "I've run in 30 races and won 17 of them!" The second says, "Well, I've run in 50 races and won 32 of them!" The third says, "That's nothing! I've run in 80 races and I've won 65 of them."
All of a sudden, they hear a low growl coming from below them. They look down and see a dog standing there. He says, "Pardon me, gentlemen, but I've run over 100 races and won every single one."
The three horses look at each other and are silent for a minute. Then, one of them opens his mouth and says,
"Whoa! A talking horse!"
We need to get together. Drop me a line. Take care.
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There are three horses in a bar talking. The first one says, "I've run in 30 races and won 17 of them!"
The second says, "Well, I've run in 50 races and won 32 of them!"
The third says, "That's nothing! I've run in 80 races and I've won 65 of them."
All of a sudden, they hear a low growl coming from below them. They look down and see a dog standing there. He says, "Pardon me, gentlemen, but I've run over 100 races and won every single one."
The three horses look at each other and are silent for a minute.
Then, one of them opens his mouth and says,
"Whoa! A talking horse!"
We need to get together. Drop me a line. Take care.
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