AHHHH!!!

Powder Mt. IS NOT OPEN.
HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING TO ME?

I do not want to go to Snow Bird or Park City. They won't let me into Alta or Deer Valley and I would rather sit by the fire and drink hot coco than go back to Solitude (because even though they let my 'kind' in, they really make you feel unwelcome. (Who has a electronic pass reader which is only on the left - I RIDE GOOFY, how in the tar-heel am I supposed to get my right leg over to the left side to swipe my pass???!!! And I know all of you SUPER smart skiiers are saying 'why don't you just put the pass in your left pocket silly?' BECAUSE my left leg is attached to the board and thus I cannot lift it off the ground to swipe my thigh to the reader. It's so much more complicated than it should be.)

Ok, so Powder Mt. is not yet open, but as always, I have faith. I have faith that the Snowbunny mountain elves will burn another pile of skis and appease the snow gods.

I hit Eutaw in 48 hours... let the snow countdown begin...