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The Top 18 Barack Obama Campaign Slogans18. Barack to the future!17. Please ignore the Middle-Easterny name.16. Because the whole "slow-witted Texan with a safe-sounding name" thing didn't work out so well.15. Face it, America: It's me or the Ice Woman.14. Once you go Barack, you never go back.13. Barack: Cultural Learnings of Books and the Enlightenment for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of America12. Hey, what's the problem? You elected Marion Berry *twice*!11. Not Hillary Clinton for president.10. Your last chance for a black president before the country's overrun by Mexicans.9. Straight Outta Cul-De-Sac8. He beats Hillary hands down in the bathing suit competition!7. After our last president, we need one Hussein.6. Obama: Just pretend he's Irish.5. Restoring English as the official language of State of the Union addresses.4. C'mon, you KNOW you want to see Trent Lott piss his pants!3. America: Movin' on up!2. It's time for a different B.O. in the White House.and the Number 1 Barack Obama Campaign Slogan...1. As American as imam's apple pie!
Top Ten Hillary Clinton Campaign Slogans10. "Read My Lips - No New Interns"9. "Reward Me For Putting Up With Bill's Crap For So Long"8. "Isn't It Time You Were Disappointed By A DifferentClinton?"7. "Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You, Ask How YouCan Illegally Contribute To My Campaign"6. "Vote For Me Or My Husband Will Nail Your Wife"5. "You Give Me A Vote, I'll Get Vernon Jordan To Give You A Job"4. "Still Not Indicted As Of 1999!"3. "From Perjury To Albany"2. "Building A Bridge To The 21st Century, And Pushing My Husband Over It"And the NUMBER ONE Hilliary Clinton Campaign Slogan ...1. "Oh Lord, Please Don't Make Me Go Back To Arkansas"
Hee hee Mand, Nathan sounds like one funny guy. And I am totally on your side of politics for once.....And who are we kidding I could learn a lot from you!
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The Top 18 Barack Obama Campaign Slogans
18. Barack to the future!
17. Please ignore the Middle-Easterny name.
16. Because the whole "slow-witted Texan with a safe-sounding name" thing didn't work out so well.
15. Face it, America: It's me or the Ice Woman.
14. Once you go Barack, you never go back.
13. Barack: Cultural Learnings of Books and the Enlightenment for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of America
12. Hey, what's the problem? You elected Marion Berry *twice*!
11. Not Hillary Clinton for president.
10. Your last chance for a black president before the country's overrun by Mexicans.
9. Straight Outta Cul-De-Sac
8. He beats Hillary hands down in the bathing suit competition!
7. After our last president, we need one Hussein.
6. Obama: Just pretend he's Irish.
5. Restoring English as the official language of State of the Union addresses.
4. C'mon, you KNOW you want to see Trent Lott piss his pants!
3. America: Movin' on up!
2. It's time for a different B.O. in the White House.
and the Number 1 Barack Obama Campaign Slogan...
1. As American as imam's apple pie!
Top Ten Hillary Clinton Campaign Slogans
10. "Read My Lips - No New Interns"
9. "Reward Me For Putting Up With Bill's Crap For So Long"
8. "Isn't It Time You Were Disappointed By A Different
Clinton?"
7. "Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You, Ask How You
Can Illegally Contribute To My Campaign"
6. "Vote For Me Or My Husband Will Nail Your Wife"
5. "You Give Me A Vote, I'll Get Vernon Jordan To Give You A Job"
4. "Still Not Indicted As Of 1999!"
3. "From Perjury To Albany"
2. "Building A Bridge To The 21st Century, And Pushing My Husband Over It"
And the NUMBER ONE Hilliary Clinton Campaign Slogan ...
1. "Oh Lord, Please Don't Make Me Go Back To Arkansas"
Hee hee Mand, Nathan sounds like one funny guy. And I am totally on your side of politics for once.....And who are we kidding I could learn a lot from you!
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